A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!
This was just too cute not to share!
I have some catching up to do. Now you would think being on vacation all this time I would have posted more. Well, I have been so busy being busy but I am loving every minute of it.
xoxo, Sue
Oh Sue Sweetie...
ReplyDeleteHow precious is this? I love it. He thought she had an ax and two 38's. That just tickles me pink. I love it and I have shared it with DH. He thought it was cute as well. (Especially seeing as how he doesn't hear to well, and he might think the same thing.) Ha! Ha!
I hope you are well sweet friend. Thank you again for sharing this evening. Have a gorgeous weekend. Many hugs and much love, Sherry
Adorable!
ReplyDeletesandie
Now that was funny! I have been awake since 4 and decided to blog browse, you have given me a good giggle for the day! Hugs, K
ReplyDeleteThis is fabulous! Funny and TRUE! Thanks for sharing my friend~ You ALWAYS make me smile....and THINK!
ReplyDeletexoRebecca
So funny!! It's really good to take blog vacations now and then to recharge our brains! Did you go anywhere fun? Glad you are back had a good time.
ReplyDeleteNow that is funny.....haha
ReplyDeleteSo glad you shared it with us.
Hope your having a great weekend
Love ya
Maggie
Oh, now that is funny. Laughing is a great way to start the day along with a Scripture. That's great. Hubby just ask why I was laughing. Glad you are getting lots done. Have some fun too...that's right sewing is fun.
ReplyDeleteOh, Suz...I laughed out loud when I read this..Mr. Sweet came in and wanted to know what was so funny. Too cute..
ReplyDeleteGo take a photo of your shelving in your sewing room and link up at Funky Junk..she is doing shelving this week. :))
What a great chuckle for the day. I needed that. :-D
ReplyDeleteM.L.